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Historic Birthday Wishes: Facebook Edition

  • lswansone
  • Apr 5
  • 1 min read

"KAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR REALS, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG YOUR ARE MY BABY JAGUAR MR NERF BUDDY WHOS GONNA BE REALLY EXCITED WHEN SHE OPENS HER LOCKER TODAY CUZ ITS AWESOME. YOURE ALSO MY BROSKI WHO MAKES ME YUMMY CUPCAKES WITH PEEPS ON TOP SO THANKS. YOURE ALSO MY ZOO BUDDY WHO GETS DISCOUNTS WHICH IS GOOD CUZ I LOVE ELEPHANT EARS, DONT YOU? NOW IM RAMBLING SO I'LL JUST SEE YOU LATER KAYBYE <3 <3 :)"

-From Lindsay Vance to Elenore Reid, April 9, 2012



"CHILD I lurvvve youuuu :) you're my best friend, extreme paintballing buddy, drama queen, crazy animal loving fiend, a sexy mofo and one of the coolest people I know. Surprisng you this morning was hilarious, and probably one of the funniest mornings I've ever experienced.... I like playing nerts with you, eating ben and jerrys, watching wierd movies at 12:30 at night, and laughing over absolutely nothing. Happy birthday babe!


XOXOXO,

Lindsay

P.S.

YOU JUST GOT WONDERSTRUCK"

    -From Lindsay Vance to Elenore Reid, April 9, 2013



"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

   -From Lindsay Vance to Elenore Reid, April 9, 2015



**Please note no happy birthday message could be found for 2014. Disappointing.**


 
 
 

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